Randomly really good Guacamole

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I don't like Guacamole. I don't like avocados in general. But my sister taught me a good recipe for Guacamole.

Roses Guacamole
A bunch of Avocados - how ever many in a bag are ripe... 2 or 3 or sometimes all six.

We shall go with 6 - just scale down the recipe accordingly for less.

6 avocados
3 lemons (smallish sized lemons - about the size of your limes - use sour ones)
3 limes (or three more lemons if you don't have limes)
Garlic 6 cloves diced
Onion 2 small (baseball) sized diced onions
Salt to taste

Peel and mush the avocados up,  Add onions and garlic. Immersion blend adding progressively more lemon, and lime juice.... this should be maybe a 1/4c juice maybe a bit more. You essentially add liquid until the guacamole dip consistency is correct. Salt to taste. If the lemons and limes aren't tart enough to bring out the guacamole flavour add a splash of vinegar. 

Can also add tomato if you want to. Usually dice it and add it after you have the avocado mix right so it's not blended in. If you like soap tasting things you can also add cilantro at this final step (but I don't like it). Or some hot peppers for some zip (I find that I typically have salsa so don't need zip in the Guacamole.

Store the mix in the fridge overnight for best most tastiest dip... assuming you just don't eat it all trying to get the taste right. ;)